Funny coment on if I ruled the internet !!

Its not new but worth a look for the amusement factor . slam poet rives off the renowned and informative TED talks website

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How many poets could cram eBay, Friendster and Monster.com into 3-minute poem worthy of a standing ovation? "If I were in charge of the Internet," Rives says, "You could Mapquest your lover's mood swings / Hang left at cranky / Right at preoccupied / U-turn at silent treatment ..." Enjoy a unique talent.